Thursday, May 3, 2007 @11:52 PM

Once upon a time,there are 3 little frogs.
these 3 frogs,one is stupid,one is super smart,and one is a ignorant fool.
So this is wat happened when they opened their eyes.
stupid frog.
"oh my!where is this place?"hmm...calm down,ah froggie gong told mi to calm down when i am in strange places.but where is this place?hmm...ah froggie gong told mi so many fantastic stories about our great frogs tales and legends.yesterday he even taught mi not to be a frog in a well!i ask him wat is a well?ah froggie frog said it's a place black black in surroundings and when u see the sky,it's only a squarish view."OH,i must be in a well then!"so stupid frog,upon listening to his ah froggie gong's words thought that it is in a well and know that they frogs shld fight for their freedom and thus shld leap and bound and watever to come out of the well.so he looked around,see many other friends,jioed them.but all shook their head.so stupid frog said to them,"well,let mi be the pioneer and be let the hero in our the tales ah froggie gong tell us!!!"then off he leap and bound and jump.
At this moment,"Eh,Chef ah,one frog porridge!" "ORH,COMING LAR!!!"the chef saw that frog jumped out of the tub and said,"this frog lucky sia."he grabbed by the body and used his ultimate sharp butcher knife and killed the frog.

super smart frog.
"FUCK SIA!tio captured!i confirmed + CHOP cant be in a stupid well lar!IDIOTIC.WHO's the deadly monster who caught mi while i was sleeping?FUCK!better go hiding."
"EXCUSE MI EXCUSE MI EXCUSE MI LAR!!!"
and so the super smart frog squeezed his way thru and found himself at the very bottom of the tank,admiring his own smartness that he can actualli buy some time to tink of some plans to escape.
At this moment,"CROAK CROAK CROAK!!!~~~~"100+ more frogs were poured into the overcrowding tank.as a result,the super smart frog due to overcrowding,cant move his legs and skin start to dry out...in the end,it died painfully and slowly,suffering from cramps and dehydration.

ignorant fool frog.
"......YAWN,where is this place?why got so many frogs?u guys wanna play hide and seek?so dark can play lar!or is it at night?weird?!"
At this moment,"eh SIAO lian eh,U caught this poisonous frog and put inside for fuck?!throw away lar."
and this ignorant fool frog got grabbed by the neck and got threw out from the window and back to the grass field.
"damn,wat happen???hu throw mi?"
"eh,hey froggies' dudes,where's this place?so green now!wanna play?"

moral of story.
if u are stupid,it's ok,just dun try to be funny.and probably things will turn out in a better way.just fight on!at least,u will die with pride and honour!or maybe better.if the stupid frog leap and bound out of the windows,it could have survived.
if u are smart,it's ok.just dun try to act smarter and anyhow infer and jump to conclusion.else,u may suffer even more than a stupid frog.at least the stupid frog died without even have the time to react.the super smart frog died slowly and painfully.
if u are ignorant and foolish,it's ok too.dun feel inferior or so.be confident.at least the gods from heaven will take good care of u all and bless u all!that's blessings in disguise in some way.jiayou too.it's a fortune to have no troubles!

~The End~

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