Tuesday, December 12, 2006 @1:03 AM
this new law,is discovered by mi.haha.
definitions:
all matters and non matters be it solid liquid gas or the 4th state,n disregard reproduction,feelings,or emotions,
they all have a certain gender at a v moment of time.
proofs:
humans animals or any other form of living things we can already see for ourselves.
for the moment of time,it can be wel-defined as a v long period of time,or simply called life span.
as for non-living things or non-matters.things may come abit abstract.
when u are slamming a door,"thup"the door can be categorized as a male.when u played pool,the white ball doing things against ur wishes may be well considered as the same gender as u.
examples are quite few,but do remember,there are case studies whereby tokking to plants may help them in growth.cows that listened to music have more tender meat.dun expose ur machines or equipment to sunlight may help then in performing better.
as u can see,replacing all the nouns of the objects involved to human,it actualli works well too.
k,abit odd,but it is rather proved by mathematical induction.
haha.
so basically,next time,if u tink u are unlucky,do try tok to the things or watever u are handling with.they may realli treat u better.remember,even cars have their own mood swings too for they do fail to start up at times.
so basically,this is the zeroth law of nature.
maybe a bit lame.but who knows?
even magnet comes in N n S pole,claiming opposite sex does attract.
even mosquitoes bite in pair,be it they realli come in pairs,or they are just plain hungry.
so with advanced technology in future,dun be surprised.with the undistinguisable atoms now we have,scientists may realli discover,actualli,atoms do have genders too.
n when all these comes,wat seems trivial n stupid here may become natural n profound.lol
that's how fast we humans learn to accept facts but how slow we are to accept weird ideas.haha.
adopted from dunno where.
to end off,i suddenly remember a phrase from my idol,hide.
stay free my misery.
to all out there.
holidays are here.santa claus is coming to town.so let's enjoy the festive of joy!
o-m-o-i